A few months ago a picture straight from EBAY began to circulate the world wide web. It was an 1864 image of a confederate prisoner that bore a striking resemblance to the actor Nicholas Cage. Theories on top of lame ass theories came to light. One more popular idea was that Cage was a time travelling Vampire. Well, for those of you who need an answer, I have it.
Nicholas Cage is not a vampire. Why? Well because we've overlooked the obvious: Vamps can't be captured in photographs. The end.
Please people, use your imagination for more important things like John Travolta, the time travelling ALIEN.
2 comments:
How do we know what vampires can and can nor do. Maybe they just wanted us to think the can't take pictures so that they can hide easier...duh
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